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The Cuntry Bumpkin - Cunt
— 2 shots gin
— 1/2 lime
— 4 fresh blackberries
— 1/4 shot sugar syrup
— 2 dashes peach bitters
Muddle blackberries and lime in the bottom of a glass. Add other ingredients and stir well with ice. Garnish with blackberries and raspberries.
Raspberry Lynchburg - Twat
— 2 shots Jack Daniels
— 3/4 shot lime juice
— 1/4 shot simple syrup
— 3/4 shot Chambord
— soda water
Shake first three ingredients well with ice and strain in to a tall ice-filled glass. Top up with soda water, then float the Chambord to the bottom of the glass. Garnish with raspberries on a cocktail stick.
Alabama Slammer - Skank
— 3/4 shots sloe gin
— 3/4 shot Southern Comfort
— 2/4 shot Amaretto
— orange juice
Pour Amaretto, sloe gin and Southern Comfort into a glass of ice. Fill with orange juice and sir. Garnish with a cherry (for her to tie the stem into a knot with her tongue) and a straw.
Cosmopolitan - Bitch
— 1-1/2 shots top shelf citrus vodka
— 1/2 shot Cointreau
— 3/4 shot cranberry juice
— 1/2 shot lime juice
— 2 dashes orange bitters
Shake all ingredients well with ice and find strain into a glass. Garnish with flamed orange zest.
Woo Woo - All 4 Girls
— 8 shots cranberry juice
— 8 shot vodka
— 4 shot peach schnapps
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into 4 glasses or just build it over ice. Garnish if you really think it’s worth it.
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