Recipe Box

The Cuntry Bumpkin - Cunt
   — 2 shots gin
   — 1/2 lime
   — 4 fresh blackberries
   — 1/4 shot sugar syrup
   — 2 dashes peach bitters 
Muddle blackberries and lime in the bottom of a glass. Add other ingredients and stir well with ice. Garnish with blackberries and raspberries.

Raspberry Lynchburg - Twat
— 2 shots Jack Daniels
— 3/4 shot lime juice
— 1/4 shot simple syrup
— 3/4 shot Chambord
— soda water  
Shake first three ingredients well with ice and strain in to a tall ice-filled glass. Top up with soda water, then float the Chambord to the bottom of the glass. Garnish with raspberries on a cocktail stick.

Alabama Slammer - Skank
  — 3/4 shots sloe gin
  — 3/4 shot Southern Comfort
  — 2/4 shot Amaretto
  — orange juice 
Pour Amaretto, sloe gin and Southern Comfort into a glass of ice. Fill with orange juice and sir. Garnish with a cherry (for her to tie the stem into a knot with her tongue) and a straw.

Cosmopolitan - Bitch
   — 1-1/2 shots top shelf citrus vodka

   — 1/2 shot Cointreau

   — 3/4 shot cranberry juice
   — 1/2 shot lime juice
  — 2 dashes orange bitters
Shake all ingredients well with ice and find strain into a glass. Garnish with flamed orange zest.

Woo Woo - All 4 Girls
   — 8 shots cranberry juice
   — 8 shot vodka
   — 4 shot peach schnapps 
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into 4 glasses or just build it over ice. Garnish if you really think it’s worth it.