The Cuntry Bumpkin - Cunt — 2 shots gin — 1/2 lime — 4 fresh blackberries — 1/4 shot sugar syrup — 2 dashes peach bitters Muddle blackberries and lime in the bottom of a glass. Add other ingredients and stir well with ice. Garnish with blackberries and raspberries.
Raspberry Lynchburg - Twat — 2 shots Jack Daniels — 3/4 shot lime juice — 1/4 shot simple syrup — 3/4 shot Chambord — soda water Shake first three ingredients well with ice and strain in to a tall ice-filled glass. Top up with soda water, then float the Chambord to the bottom of the glass. Garnish with raspberries on a cocktail stick.
Alabama Slammer - Skank — 3/4 shots sloe gin — 3/4 shot Southern Comfort — 2/4 shot Amaretto — orange juice Pour Amaretto, sloe gin and Southern Comfort into a glass of ice. Fill with orange juice and sir. Garnish with a cherry (for her to tie the stem into a knot with her tongue) and a straw.
Cosmopolitan - Bitch — 1-1/2 shots top shelf citrus vodka
— 1/2 shot Cointreau
— 3/4 shot cranberry juice — 1/2 shot lime juice — 2 dashes orange bitters Shake all ingredients well with ice and find strain into a glass. Garnish with flamed orange zest.
Woo Woo - All 4 Girls — 8 shots cranberry juice — 8 shot vodka — 4 shot peach schnapps Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into 4 glasses or just build it over ice. Garnish if you really think it’s worth it.
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